Month: February 2010

Smells Like Getting Old

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There is a defining feature we have as human beings.  We will get old.  You’re getting older. I’m getting older. Just sitting here, reading this blog – we’re getting older.  To be honest, I don’t feel old.  I can tell you when I will though.  I can tell you the exact date in fact – … Read more

Dave’s Guide To Building Your Own Cult

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So you’ve decided to start your own cult. Well done to you.  There’s plenty of benefits and fun to be had.  You’ll meet new friends, plus with any luck, they won’t all have to die.  You’ll amass a fortune in accepting gifts from your followers in the form of money, dole cheques and property (not … Read more