A spy story from the Bond girl’s perspective.

Him: But he did buy you a castle.
Her: That’s okay I can build my own castle out of the fucks I no longer give.

Meet Eva Destruction, the only thing quicker than her mouth is her talent for getting into trouble. It’s true she’s always had an eye for a bad boy but when she falls for billionaire super-villain Harry Lancing, it seems that even Eva may have bitten off more than she can chew.

Eva hurtles headlong into terrorist attacks, assassinations, car chases and the occasional close encounter with a dashing spy who seems as determined to charm Eva into bed as he is to thwart Lancing’s plans to bring down every government on earth.

As the odds begin to stack up in Lancing’s favour the fate of the world lies in Eva’s hands. Luckily for the world, Eva Destruction isn’t the type of girl to let a super-villain ex-boyfriend with a massive ego, unlimited resources and his own secret island get the better of her.

Better shape up Bond. There’s a new girl in town and she’s come to kick some ass.

“High octane, wise-cracking, ass-kicking entertainment from the first to the last page…”

“Eva Destruction is Bourne, Bond and Lara Croft all rolled into one…”

“Only one question, when’s the movie coming out?”


“As if Stephanie Plum had James Bond’s (Australian) love child...I loved it. It’s fun, it’s funny, it’s clever. I want a movie of this now. Brilliant.”

“An incredibly entertaining spy, action, murder, mayhem, that is packed full of blatant and subtle humour, and laugh-out-loud innuendo by the bucketful.”